Today marks another resounding success for the gaming industry! Be proud, everyone; call your parents, have a glass of fancy wine and kiss your spouse: We’ve won the Golden Poo.
EA was voted the “absolute worst company in America” in The Consumerist’s 2012 poll, defeating Bank of America with 64 percent of the vote. EA and Bank of America fought through four bracket rounds against companies such as Sony, Apple, Walmart, PayPal, Comcast, GameStop and others from a wide range of industries to make the final round. The CEOs of both companies must be thrilled.
EA provided Joystiq with a statement on its solid win: “We’re sure that bank presidents, oil, tobacco and weapons companies are all relieved they weren’t on the list this year. We’re going to continue making award-winning games and services played by more than 300 million people worldwide.”
This is Bank of America’s second loss in the final round, following last year’s battle against BP. Perhaps if Bank of America was also discovered as the main investor in Soylent Green, rather than a major player behind America’s housing crisis that left thousands of people homeless and in poverty for flimsy legal reasons, it would have won the title this year or last. As it stands, EA’s win suggests online voters find poor customer service a more egregious sin than destroying lives.
250,000 votes were cast in The Consumerist’s poll and the people online have spoken. The people in reality, however, may disagree.